feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

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thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

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meladoodle:

i bet in 2000 years theyre gonna be digging up the rubble of our destroyed earth and they’ll find a nokia still on half battery

(Source: meladoodle, via dropdeadbelladonna)

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

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lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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