mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

(via coollwhitedad)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via coryhunlin)

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

(via buckywinchesters)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(via buckywinchesters)