April 2011
29th April 2011 - The day Tumblr fell in love with...
Imma go to England just to steal Prince Harry...
tasteofwhatyouvepaidfor:
itsahopeforallthehopeless:
omg
I hate when I go to someone's tumblr and they have...
BITCH I’M LISTENING TO MY MUSIC.
That one-day popularity on Facebook because it's...
thefuturepresidentandres:
julytwelve:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS IS SO TRUE :D
(via e-c-h-o )
this
Sleep is for people without Internet access.
ohmyg:
sleep is for the weak.
Eating Out My Girlfriend While She Was on Her...
ifistedyourmother:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is eating out my girlfriend while she was on her period. She warned me that her red juices were flowing, but I told her I wanted to eat her anyway. It was the grossest, nastiest experience ever. I probably swallowed many ounces of blood and the smell was terrible. I literally am no longer attracted to her anymore. I don’t even...
Watchyou-make-me-fucking-sick:
deadsincebirth:
brennadaugherty:
allllysyn:
-philosiraptor:
heavyxheartx:
toostoked:
im peeing myself
oh my god AHAHAH
POOR BBY D:
I AM DYING
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She’s so beautiful but lmfao this is fucking hilarious
seriously like almost peed my pants watching this last night
What is your Royal Wedding guest name? Start with...
wedancedanyway:
pharmgirlgem:
fearlesswift:
girlwhowasonfire-:
hottestintheoffice:
farlanders:
Lady Elizabeth Bartholomew-Pinewood
(Okay, so that’s my first name, too, but I was named for my grandmother.)
Lady Edith Harvey-Paulele
(From the nation of Hawaii, what up!)
Lady Ruth Jane-Dellen.
Lady Elsie George-Overlook
Lady Aileen Bonnie-Fishburn
Lady May Zetta-Main
Lady...
hollywoodinpics:
Till The World Ends (Remix) - ...
hollywoodinpics:
Till The World Ends (Remix) - ...
jonas brothers all ova my dash today.
sooooo many shirtless pictures, not enough time.
When you're too scared to ask your mom something
ruthhanne:
and you’re just standing in front of her like:
Letting My Cat Lick Me Out
mybiggestregretever:
My bigget regret ever is letting my cat lick me out. I was curious and horny and let my cat lick my private part one time. I was young and not thinking straight and I really regret that I did this. I know some of you will think I am cruel to animals, but I love them and I didn’t mean any harm.
[Female, 15]
….. oh my god
Hehe Molly , I love you. Get on MSN whore
coming baby doll ;)
Bringing My Milkshake
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is bringing my milkshake. It brought all of these boys over to my yard, and they started arguing saying mine was better than theirs. So I told them, “damn right, it’s better than yours.” Eventually I taught them, but they of course had to pay.
[Male, 18]
